So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like “be realistic.
|—||Dylan Moran (via lustambitions)|
Even our beer pong is bigger in Texas. TFM.
can we just acknowledge how amazing this is!!!!!
THIS NEEDS TO BE MY SUMMER GOAL.
This is so cool.
i seriously hope you drink out of a cup the same size